The Harland Highway

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Get your dose of Harland's twisted world of comedy on The Harland Highway. This is the place to be for Harland Williams jokes, commentary, interviews, observations & hilarious reoccurring characters. Put the pedal to the metal & tear on down The Harland Highway!

Recent Episodes
  • MELISSA VILLASENOR - Ad jingles, made up lies, desert pee, WHITE LOTUS, and amazing cartoon voices!
    Apr 15, 2025 – 01:27:24
  • GREG FITZSIMMONS auditions for White Lotus season 4. Electric cars, dancing, and Charles Manson!
    Apr 8, 2025 – 01:27:36
  • PAULY SHORE is back flipping flapjacks and domo arigato Mr. Roboto-ing like a crazy person!!!
    Apr 1, 2025 – 01:05:51
  • JESSIE JETSKI JOHNSON is back to discuss faiths, and even sing a few popcorn and podcast hymns!
    Mar 25, 2025 – 01:28:59
  • MATAN EVEN Possibly a clone of a famous actress and possibly a boarding school runaway with a wig.
    Mar 18, 2025 – 01:14:17
  • ARI SHAFFIR hits the Highway and Talks Junk in the Trunk!
    Mar 11, 2025 – 01:37:18
  • LISA GILROY with the art of improv, french toast, and singing movie musicals best hits!
    Mar 4, 2025 – 01:37:11
  • CHRIS DISTEFANO - We discuss Chris's fascinating roots, physical therapy, and his love for FEET!
    Feb 25, 2025 – 01:33:32
  • NICK MULLEN and his insane health problems. Foamy wee we compacted by possible brain cancer.
    Feb 18, 2025 – 01:18:14
  • JOHN STAMOS is our Harland Highway VALENTINE. Stories of casting couches and our buddy Bob Saget!
    Feb 11, 2025 – 01:31:00
  • TOM PAPA returns to talk pugs, baking bread, and the in's and outs of having a great family.
    Feb 4, 2025 – 01:16:46
  • JAMIE KENNEDY reveals UFO and Alien secrets. Also, Joshua Tree uncovered and building the wall.
    Jan 28, 2025 – 01:45:39
  • JOSH ADAM MEYERS goes over the rainbow, gives hickeys, and sings his heart out!
    Jan 21, 2025 – 01:15:03
  • BOBBY LEE returns to air out some issues, talk about love, loneliness, friendship, and buckteeth!
    Jan 14, 2025 – 01:15:43
  • IAN FIDANCE is back and he's teaching me how to smoke, yell, and hiss like an angry kitty cat!
    Jan 7, 2025 – 01:36:53
  • KIRK FOX has a secret pet in his house, in his hair, and on top of that he's a full blown hobo!
    Dec 31, 2024 – 01:13:38
  • JEREMIAH WATKINS, Li'l Watty, saves baby sea turtles, eats salty sandwiches, and balances a loaf!
    Dec 24, 2024 – 01:23:41
  • MATT McCUSKER gets down to drilling when it comes to love, life, power washing, and writing a book!
    Dec 17, 2024 – 01:13:13
  • VALERIE VAUGHN from KILL TONY, becomes a Victoria Secret Angel, and we talk vintage cars and milk!
    Dec 10, 2024 – 01:43:59
  • PETE HOLMES 2 - Serial killers, the art of acting, and of course, throwing blueberries at each other
    Dec 3, 2024 – 01:34:38
  • JEFF DYE - BIGFOOT is finally found! Exclusive REAL footage! Also, aliens and love songs!!
    Nov 26, 2024 – 01:23:56
  • FELIPE ESPARZA Talks Baby Mamas, Breaks Bad, & Throws Down a Mean Sock Check!
    Nov 19, 2024 – 01:11:16
  • ADAM CAROLLA knows his hot way around a tool box and teaches us about building and construction.
    Nov 12, 2024 – 01:41:18
  • ANDREW SANTINO sure knows how to moisturize, talk about shrimp, and be part of Spongebob Squarepants
    Nov 5, 2024 – 01:04:47
  • RYAN LONG talks taking it to the streets, and helps a bro through his time of the month!
    Oct 29, 2024 – 01:21:10
  • CRAIG SHOEMAKER tells how his father never said "I love you" and how it impacted his insane life!
    Oct 22, 2024 – 01:19:07
  • MARGARET CHO- Visits and talks Flowers, Flaws, and Inner Harmony!
    Oct 15, 2024 – 01:18:35
  • ADAM RAY talks getting into character, crowd work, and we play a round of German Scattegories!!
    Oct 8, 2024 – 01:21:49
  • JOSH WOLF does battle with SIRI, talks bar fights, and how humor is for all peoples!!
    Oct 1, 2024 – 01:47:09
  • GREG FITZSIMMONS has saved a bunch of people's lives, and he pays to use the bathroom on airplanes!
    Sep 24, 2024 – 01:19:12
  • Bryan Callen talks survival in the wild, how to be a modern man, and even shares a a soliloquy!
    Sep 17, 2024 – 01:12:30
  • RICK GLASSMAN gets super deep with his philosophies and his cute little dog. Maybe too deep!
    Sep 10, 2024 – 01:17:26
  • JEFF RICHARDS talks to us through a man eating fish, and I sing sweetly to him too!
    Sep 3, 2024 – 01:31:14
  • ERICA RHODES, her voice can open doors and your heart. Let her in for this incredible episode.
    Aug 27, 2024 – 01:27:24
  • HARLAND CALL IN SHOW - maybe solving your problems, maybe not? But I'm a good listener, and FLINTZ!!
    Aug 20, 2024 – 01:25:58
  • T.J. MILLER is Shuckin and jivin' his way through life stories and absurdities, but which is which?
    Aug 13, 2024 – 01:21:34
  • JORDAN JENSEN- on the hardship of keeping relationships together, and the science of squirting.
    Aug 6, 2024 – 01:20:27
  • RYAN SICKLER- Returns and gives us Truth, Lies, and Laughs!
    Jul 30, 2024 – 01:21:29
  • IAN FIDANCE- Delivers some deep, delicious, poetry, and busts a power move with his monster mustache!
    Jul 23, 2024 – 01:11:05
  • JESSIE JETSKI JOHNSON- Spits the ants, blows the trumpet and blasts the mac and cheese!
    Jul 16, 2024 – 01:27:25
  • 100,000 Subscribers CALL IN SHOW- We celebrate all you subscribers and take calls!
    Jul 9, 2024 – 01:35:47
  • ERIK GRIFFIN- Childproof Goofs 2nd visit!
    Jul 2, 2024 – 01:23:40
  • ANNIE LEDERMAN- Hilarious Comedian and the new Bond girl!
    Jun 25, 2024 – 01:25:28
  • PAULY SHORE RETURNS- with third eye crust!
    Jun 18, 2024 – 58:32
  • MARK SCHIFF crazy road stories, classic road women, classic jokes, and eeeekkk it's a mouse!!
    Jun 11, 2024 – 01:23:02
  • JASON ELLIS- Skateboarder, Comedian, and strawberry Carebear!
    Jun 4, 2024 – 01:17:50
  • JEFF RICHARDS- Actor, comedian, and master of celebrity impressions, takes on the game "Are You Cereal?"
    May 28, 2024 – 01:15:27
  • MARK NORMAND- Comedian, Actor, gator eater and cougar cub! #109
    May 21, 2024 – 01:21:41
  • KIRK FOX RETURNS- with 8 to 10 inches of pure comedy!!
    May 14, 2024 – 01:23:43
  • FRANCESCO RAMOS- talking Ai taking over and serial killers! #107
    May 7, 2024 – 01:11:21
Recent Reviews
  • Davey Hooligan
    Lots of Ads
    I’m a huge Harland fan, I tuned in to the Jetski Johnson episode and it was so awkward with all the ad breaks in the interview!!
  • SoulLessSunShine
    Awesomic Greatnesses comedy
    Harland highway is an awesomic greatness listen while i operate heavy machines at work. Stay weird great guests and i have no thumbs
  • djeejhd
    What happened??
    What happened to the first 999 podcast!!?? Edit 12/11/23 Yay!! All the episodes are back!! Thank you!! 2/11/25 Love you!
  • Once purchased $60 worth
    Blah
    Hypocritical
  • Tommy the toots
    Too conservative
    African Americans overwhelmingly supported Harris compared to Trump. Nationally, about 8 in 10 Black voters supported Harris. As Harland’s podcast turns more and more conservative and less funny, I find myself listening less and less.
  • lego666_
    One of the greats
    Harland is so effortlessly funny. In the Normand episode he was talking about partying with the band called Look People and it was Gerry Scott aka “Great Bob”.
  • phoenixdorr
    Legit comedy podcast
    Most comedy podcasts are comedians talking about comedy half the time. Harlan is actually producing funny original content. One of the best comedians at riffing I’ve ever heard. Thanks for the laughs
  • S.T.sailor
    Good time totally funny!
    This guys comedic timing is impeccable. Harlan is awesome.
  • Shadae-
    …dangerously funny
    You got me laughing so hard at the gym I almost fell off the elliptical
  • Tony.Lampkin
    This podcast gave me Lyme disease
    As a resident of Bakersfield I’m tickled pink every time Harland uses it as his goto throwaway town.
  • Gnome chopper
    Goat
    The Harland H was the OG podcast. Harland is my favorite Canadian American person. Aboot!
  • BoltYourDoor
    Hilarious
    Harland has elite comedy rhythm with Swardson, Nealon, and Fitzsimmons … but his episodes with Jeff Richard’s are perfect. I hope Jeff comes on as a guest more, because he truly delivers pure comedy with Harland.
  • Seth Lockard
    Dr Phil
    I’m here because my homie Tad sent me.
  • Mark666696969
    Go to show for silliness
    Harland is hilarious.
  • Laubster420
    Rocket Man
    Seems like you’ve got the whole world in your hands
  • MC Hamberger
    Big Fan of his!
    This guy is authentic with his comedy and says obscure things and knows how to hammer a joke with an interview. Just pure fun and makes me feel better during mundane times.
  • dustin209T
    Employee of the month
    Just watched the movie didn’t remember you in it you where funny “guy”
  • 67monte
    Sweet ear candy
    Love his sour radish eyes and always a joy to listen to. Chicken chow mein for life babyyy!!
  • ThaDodd
    Always hilarious
    Love this podcast. Harland is always funny. Nobody can go on a tangent and get back on track better. Also love that this podcast is not dependent on current events, so you can enjoy years from now.
  • Becca Herra
    Cure to depression
    Always smiling while listening to you. It’s such a good vibe feeling and I completely appreciate you work!!
  • brettfavrewasaviking
    Died laughing
    Been watching him on his spree with all the usuals like are you garbage, Joe Rogan, bein ian etc. Loved his movies and the dude is quick he cracks me up laughing. Just found the podcast. Love what he does and he has great guests and stories!
  • Broses Malone
    My life coach recommended
    This show and I fired him because I don’t need life coaching anymore I got Harlem Williams to coach me for free! Life coaches hate this one sample trick!
  • soopershake95
    Keep it Cruisin’ Guy!
    Harland, I just want to say thank you for keeping it light in this heavy world.
  • Tre
    Mark Normand
    I don’t know if any guest has made Harland laugh out loud more as a guest!!
  • NickPappa
    Nobody drinks beer piss like Harlando, nobody
    My favorite part was when Harlando asked Pauly Shore if he had Polio right at the outset. What a legendary slam to the cheesiest cheese ball that ever was. If you want the host to slam you go on the most childish and stupid pod ever. A pod for third rate guests
  • Sir Lance Boils
    cereal
    are you cereal, guy? 5 stars
  • kemikal_D
    New favorite podcast
    Has more silliness and absurdity, peppered with seriousness. Great great podcast!
  • DanlawJ
    Long time fan
    Please get Cinnoman Boy back in the studio
  • joshracer2003
    Harlan!
    Josh from Japan here, American Navy. Always been a huge fan and thought you were hilarious. Was glad to hear you on the Adam Corolla show and just found your podcast. OMG hilarious. I am going to go back and listen to all your episodes. Keep up the good work man, funny stuff.
  • Grandpa Crow
    A Guy’s Review
    I was hitch hiking on the Harland Highway. Your driver, Mr. Williams, picked me up and with the greatest of ease, he safely delivered me to Silly Cone Valley. Much respect.
  • OGPavementPounder
    Bring Back Dr Debbie Thymer!
    I miss the original Harland Highway when it was Harland doing his own show and impersonations. I’ll always be a Pavement Pounder but this new set up isn’t nearly as good as his old podcasts.
  • Gizmo/117
    Awesome
    Man I love Harland and his crazy way of doing interviews.
  • karo_karo84
    Bill Cold
    The Bill Burr ep will heal all that ails you.
  • LeishaHair
    My new favorite podcast
    I can’t recommend this podcast enough. Harland is such an amazing person with such great depth. He has made me laugh and cry in many episodes. I feel like everyone would be so much happier if they binged all these shows! In my opinion it’s a Must watch on YouTube! So many physical bits. I’m obsessed. What do we, the fan base call ourselves? Highwaymen?
  • haroldengland
    Amazing improv
    Such a fun show always makes me laugh
  • Shanedubb
    Oh ho you’ve done it again sir!
    I could listen to Harland’s Mr. Magoo all day it was truly spot on! Hilarious podcast keep it up
  • Dream4filler
    Missing Episodes
    Harland Williams is HILARIOUS. Great show. Both his old version (which is now gone for some reason?… episodes 1-999 have disappeared I believe 9/30/23) and his new one. I was trying to listen to every single one but I guess I can’t anymore. Anyways…his podcast is my favorite. A must listen!
  • yo soy martin
    Harland
    daaaaaats right! Chicken chow mien baby
  • Constance Cravings
    Put her there
    There you go. Put her there you go.
  • Joseph Mama
    Cinnamon!
    Everyone needs a little cinnamon in their life, right brosefiage?
  • forestgunmp2142
    GOAT
    THE BEST COMEDY AND BEST PODCAST IN THE GAME BROSEPHIUOS!!
  • trenisthenectorofthegods
    Chicken chow mein
    I ate that often growing up
  • SheaDogSierra Vista
    Harland Rocks
    Harland Williams is the best, very best of the best in comedy podcasts! He is super positive, clean humored and not vulgar and he is an excellent actor. Rocketman is my FAVORITE movie. Keep up the great work Harland and please give us more!
  • tandino0
    I’m subscribing right now!
    I’m subscribing right now!
  • SamSart
    Thank you
    Harland, Thank you for making me laugh everyday. The show today, with Alonzo as guest, was great so far and I can’t wait to finish tomorrow. If you ever come to Louisville or Lexington Kentucky I will be there with my nipple rings pulled taught, and a gleam of anticipation in my eyes. Adam
  • PrincesWarrior
    Love Harland
    Guaranteed entertainment and laughs.
  • elmaomao
    Oh guyyyyy
    Solo or with a guest you are a hoot! You should definitely have the Tuesday with stories guys ! Or go to them! Mark normand and you would be similar worlds colliding creating one super weird world. Keep it up guy!
  • JDdraws
    Love Harland!
    When I found out he had a podcast I couldn’t wait to hear it. He doesn’t disappoint!
  • mamamary1
    Harlan never disappoints
    If you want a good belly laugh this is the place to be!!!
  • Bringthatfire
    Merge politely onto the Harlan Highway
    Hey there little buddy, whatcha been doing? Sipping sour pina coladas out of your mamas minty purse pocket? Well, I wish you’d be a little more respectful about it geez. Now how about you pick a word from this wooden shoe while you’re at it huh guy?
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