You think parody food songs are your friends?

Do you feel like you are too smart for your own good? Have you become burdened by genius? Want the thoughts to stop? Check out my friends Jake and Thomas! I can promise you, you will leave each episode dumber than when you started.

Yessir it is

I can’t hear you in my car when I’m trying to force my girlfriend to listen to these

Swag

this feels like having the flu

Two guys snickering about how many times they’re bringing up Minions. Can’t get that anywhere else.

Listening to these morons struggle to get through a sentence is hilarious.

Awww yeaaaah

my close friends jake and thomas are finally podcasting

He has not interesting stories anymore. Just repeats the same 3 or 4 stories. -He used to be a pill-addict dirtbag, but he’s not anymore. Now he’s bragging about like a $60k salary all the time (lol). -His family was religious growing up, but he’s not anymore. He still whines about it all the time. -His deadbeat dad was white trash, but he’s not anymore (because he died). He still talks about his dad’s funeral all the time. -His interests are good and right, all other interests are weird and bad. He just talks about how his friends used to shadowbox in high school all the time, which makes him an MMA expert. Jacob got more boring and dominates more of the show. It makes no sense.

For the boys who change their own oil in an apartment complex parking lot when your lease strictly prohibits doing so

Ultimate Podcast

If you’re looking for a comedy podcast that doesn’t feel stale or forcing to be funny you’ve come to the right place. If you’re looking for bits that the hosts can mess around with for 20 mins. Boom you’ve found it.

haven't laughed like that in a bit. probably need a third person. 👌'preemo

When they talk about different kinds of cigarettes or how much things can weigh it’s the best show in the world

If I could give fifty stars, I would ask if I could give it one hundred stars

i love listening and making $32,000 a year. and that s on foenem!

I am convinced my death will be dropping weights on my head laughing to these two doing AAVE

been listening for a couple years, ten years. these two are crumps.. dont appreciate the country

I wish Jake would let him talk more ;)

im drinking a “molson ice” “molson ice” is an iced molson. it is either made by ice, with ice, or iced after being made

I listen to this show at work

I can’t hear anything cuz they mix it at -30 db. But I love the pod

This podcast taught me how to eat a whole

And that’s on that!!

Dude I’m so normal listening to this every day has made me so approachable and cool

This podcast is scary. Not for the faint of heart

This podcast inspired me to keep my 9-5, drink 3 Bud Ice 40s a day, and increase my red meat intake.

Great show for guys who like going to the store to get snacks and also OxyContin

The robot song kept me from calling it quits 👍

I’m a programmer and I work in a lab, but I dress like a dog because I got hugged by my dad.

This podcast inspired me to become an alcoholic for the past 9 months.

I can’t listen to the pod Monday-Thursday because it makes me want to quit my office job and go back to landscaping and chain smoking all day. Big fan of the guys and the pod.

These white boys are invited to the carne asada

A recovering opiate addict recalls traumatic events from his past and is occasionally interrupted by a caveman

The two representations of the average Texas man, Jake and Thomas, discuss different intellectual, spiritual, and philosophical ideas in order to give the listener a look into the mind of the dumbest most inbred group of people in america (Texans).

fyi my dad is a bald ex-construction worker ex-trucker 70 year old retired backwoods PA guy and my entire life his favorite dogs have been pomeranians, the mf just loves sentient hairballs. anyway this podcast is pretty good, i liked the story about jake washing a guy who could have been dying from an overdose

Thank you for sharing this great man’s story

Sweet goodbye kisses to my robot friends

This is what its all about

Thomas is hilarious but he can’t overcome how terrible Jake is. I can’t listen to him very long

Crushing it

each episode is funnier than the last. two guys who have truly come from humble beginnings making something special and lovely ❤️

Bits are great. Your whistling nose and fits of yawning are unbearable

it’s a lil quiet. could u pls work on the audio if it’s possible. If not, I understand.

I Can Tell Off The Rip That This Is A Podcast Exclusively For Big Dogs Only And I Busted And They Don’t Even Sell Bleu Chew 💯

Metroplex wisdom

Along little doggy

Imagine Cumtown but even less effort. This podcast is a must listen and exactly what the world needs right now. 9 out of 10 stars would definitely have sex with this podcast.