Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

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Recent Episodes
  • Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights
    Apr 6, 2025 – 01:12:29
  • Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances
    Mar 30, 2025 – 01:17:43
  • Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?
    Mar 22, 2025 – 01:19:36
  • Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed
    Mar 15, 2025 – 01:13:56
  • Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch
    Mar 9, 2025 – 01:26:14
  • Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist
    Mar 3, 2025 – 01:29:38
  • Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal
    Feb 23, 2025 – 01:21:26
  • Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des
    Feb 16, 2025 – 01:17:35
  • Berner Phone #77: What We Google
    Feb 10, 2025 – 51:12
  • Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve
    Feb 3, 2025 – 55:10
  • Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money
    Jan 25, 2025 – 56:59
  • Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed
    Jan 19, 2025 – 59:10
  • Berner Phone #73: How Did I Not Know This?
    Jan 11, 2025 – 01:05:35
  • Berner Phone #72: Worst Coworkers
    Jan 5, 2025 – 01:01:08
  • Berner Phone #71: Life's Quandaries Part 2
    Dec 28, 2024 – 58:09
  • Berner Phone #70: Life’s Quandaries
    Dec 22, 2024 – 01:13:05
  • Berner Phone #69: Are you the only one?
    Dec 16, 2024 – 01:12:26
  • Berner Phone #68: Vacation Disasters
    Dec 8, 2024 – 01:04:50
  • Berner Phone #67: Are You The Asshole?
    Dec 2, 2024 – 47:46
  • Berner Phone #66: Family Fights
    Nov 24, 2024 – 01:11:10
  • Berner Phone #65: Bad Gifts
    Nov 17, 2024 – 01:06:18
  • Berner Phone #64: Answering Questions About Men
    Nov 7, 2024 – 01:17:25
  • Berner Phone #63: Halloween Faux Pas
    Nov 1, 2024 – 49:47
  • Berner Phone #62: Stuff That's Overrated
    Oct 25, 2024 – 01:02:17
  • Berner Phone #61: Childhood Nostalgia
    Oct 17, 2024 – 01:00:27
  • Berner Phone #60: Best Life Advice
    Oct 10, 2024 – 01:00:37
  • Berner Phone #59: The Craziest Lies
    Oct 1, 2024 – 01:07:56
  • Berner Phone #58: Best Gripes
    Sep 17, 2024 – 01:08:04
  • Berner Phone #57: Bad Roommates
    Sep 12, 2024 – 01:01:24
  • Berner Phone #56: Spicy Advice Part 2
    Sep 4, 2024 – 01:04:56
  • Berner Phone #55: Spicy Advice
    Aug 28, 2024 – 01:10:28
  • Berner Phone #54: Dumbest Purchases
    Aug 19, 2024 – 01:07:19
  • Berner Phone #53: The Best Excuses
    Aug 14, 2024 – 57:06
  • Berner Phone #52: Pets Gone Wild
    Aug 5, 2024 – 01:09:29
  • Berner Phone #51: Minor Disasters
    Jul 29, 2024 – 01:04:31
  • Berner Phone #50: Solving Your Dial-emmas
    Jul 23, 2024 – 01:05:34
  • Berner Phone #49: Bad Drivers
    Jul 14, 2024 – 59:25
  • Berner Phone #48: When Bad Things Are Good
    Jul 8, 2024 – 58:20
  • Berner Phone #47: Best Song Lyrics Ever
    Jun 30, 2024 – 01:07:14
  • Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special
    Jun 23, 2024 – 01:10:50
  • Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies
    Jun 15, 2024 – 01:04:38
  • Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch
    Jun 8, 2024 – 01:16:37
  • Berner Phone #43: Invention Ideas
    Jun 2, 2024 – 57:47
  • Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems
    May 26, 2024 – 01:04:44
  • Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence
    May 17, 2024 – 01:04:13
  • Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed
    May 11, 2024 – 56:43
  • Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales
    May 3, 2024 – 01:08:33
  • Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents
    Apr 26, 2024 – 01:06:30
  • Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones
    Apr 18, 2024 – 01:07:12
  • Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps
    Apr 11, 2024 – 01:03:47
Recent Reviews
  • Geegeeeeee
    Bee’s knees
    Love laughing with mom and dad in the morning.
  • heiejeie
    💛
    Hannah needs a solo podcast though. Sorry but I dont get Dez humor so much
  • gs673
    Amazing & Hilarious!
    Hannah & Des are equally hilarious to me. They both are so lively and I love how passionate they get on the topics. They make everything so fun and I’m cackling every time I listen. I can’t stop listening. They are also cute and funny as a couple. I love their energy!!
  • chillllx3
    It’s just not it anymore
    I really like the banter between Hannah & Des but between the super long rants on Des’s solo eps & the disgusting politic comments, this is just not the show it used to be. Sorry guys but I hope you take the feedback & do something with it
  • Kgudgel17
    Just a thought 😬
    I truly love this pod, and you guys are great and hilarious.. but I gotta be honest.. Des, you always get on Hannah for commenting on a message for too long after the fact, but when it’s just you, you’ll go on and talk about a message for like 15 minutes after the fact! It starts to get long winded 😬 Still love you guys though! More messages from dialers and a little less commentary🙃
  • KammyVO
    Mom Come back the babysitter keeps talking about death
    Love you mom and dad!
  • chickchat...
    Great hosts
    Both Hilarious. Des I loved the solo episodes
  • Boomboompow111
    Love Des but where’s Hannah
    Giggler and a dialer here, don’t get me wrong I love Des but the best part about berner phone is the banter between hannah and Des. This is like the 4th episode in a row that it’s just Des, (thank you for holding it down Des) but can we please get Hannah back :/
  • Meghandolly
    Des
    I love you both but when it’s just one of you (Des). It’s really, really boring.
  • Mriaaaa
    Don’t waste your time
    This podcast is so boring
  • Beachbaby6065
    Utter Hack
    I’ve never listened to someone so uninformed and unprepared to be on radio. What a disgusting excuse for a “hot take” 🤮
  • Drewjayc
    We Miss Hannah
    I love your prompts. Very audience much so audience involvement however when Hannah’s gone Des you just rant lol we love you because you’re connected to us through Hannah but omg dude
  • peelmeagape
    mono monologue
    wow, Des’s monologues are BORING
  • Aly_p123
    Hannah come back
    Hannah please don’t leave Des unsupervised. His rants are so boring he needs you
  • Eleeper16
    Stop the politics.
    I came to this podcast to laugh & enjoy stories. Not to hear your rant about politics. Idc what your view is, just make me laugh.
  • linzhand
    Not a solo des fan. Needs the banter!!
    Love this pod but I do not enjoy the episodes without Hannah. The entertaining part about this podcast is the banter between them and it’s just boring with just des
  • NoLongerEntertained
    We've lost the plot
    This pod used to be funny given the chemistry between Hannah and Dee, but the latest ep of Des solo podcasting was insufferable. He goes on for far too long on one dial in. 7 minutes about the forehead kissing? The dialogue wasn't even funny. Hannah and Des also constantly reference old bits from their stand up without evidence of new material. Moving on from this pod.
  • rexx2233
    solo epssss
    Love you Hannah more than life but just wanted to say really enjoyed Des’s solo ep :)
  • Instagrommy
    Friend breaking girl code
    My take on the friend who is breaking girl code, and hitting on the guys the girl likes, she’s got a crush on you or she’s afraid of losing you. It’s not that she wants that man, she doesn’t want them to have you.
  • rachelk66
    No Notes
    Love the dynamic between Hannah and Des. Wish there were two episodes a week!
  • Kennyghorns
    General lately
    For not being “political” you (Des) sure do have a lot to say about any conservative person. Please don’t turn into some out of touch celeb. Peace
  • Liznicastro
    Love the Duo
    Love Hannah and Des together obv, but I stopped listening because I felt like Hannah was repeating stories/jokes from Giggly Squad and it felt unoriginal
  • Vann Ruby
    Awesome Pod!
    Hannah and Des you both are hilarious and I look forward to listening every week! :D
  • twinklr14
    Editing would help!
    Okay so I really like them. I just don’t understand all the mouth noises. It’s simply not an issue on a single other podcast that I listen to other than giggling squad. Ladies. Please. Just edit them out! You are driving those with misophonia insane and we want to listen. Just fix it for the love of goddess.
  • nicolette0909
    Love you guys!
    No notes
  • SingleMomAlert
    Superior content
    I’m consistently laughing, huge fan of this pod!!
  • kellofromhello
    Berner ads
    If you want to listen to ads this is your show!
  • jkwellin__
    “Just hold it”
    Hannah I am so with you on this!! When my mom tells me she has been holding off a poo from work all day I’m like how?? I could never! If I tried to hold it a fart would slip, and I would just embarrass myself. I am a labor and delivery nurse, and the amount of times a fart has slipped out in a patient room!
  • Princess Charleta
    So glad Hannah is back
    I love you both! Des, you’ve been holding it down with the guests and making it work without Hannah - but I love the dynamic between you two.
  • ananiokea
    Well done Des
    Well done, Des. You too, Hannah
  • slootypebbles
    Love the pod!
    Hannah & Des are perfect together and riff off of each other so well. I love getting both of their perspectives.
  • CatherineLen
    Great guest!
    Listened to the Joanne McNally ep - brilliant
  • Terri201
    Surprise!
    Always look forward to this podcast. Listening to callers issues is always interesting and your answers are great. BUT today’s special guest, the JoAnne McNally, was a treat. Happy to hear she’s in the States now. Brought me back to when you were all together. Who fills in next SteveO? Urzila Carlson?
  • Erika71690
    Too many ad breaks
    The episodes are great, Hannah and Des have such good chemistry but 50% of the episodes are ads. So annoying to have to fast forward constantly.
  • Kittykat5033
    Spooky Szn
    Hi! Pls do something for Spooky season! Best horror films? Weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?
  • rayk3
    Corporate America 🤡
    Hannah was spot on about corporate America lol. Smoke & mirrors!
  • Brockolee7889
    Des accent
    10/10 would highly recommend this pod. I missed the gripe call in episode and would like to share my current gripe.. I say this with love and support.. but why does Des sounds just like Donald Trump when he says “china” or “vagina” I die of laughter every time
  • Kaitlin Hoffman
    Anything Hannah does I love
    Love the pod. Great concept.
  • giggler/dialer4eva!
    Irony also love the pods
    O my gosh I love Hannah and Paige so much and des to I guess, really though. I find it so ironic that in all the giggly squad reviews all anyone ever says is how Hanna talks over Paige. But in the Berner phone reviews all anyone says is how des talks over Hannah. I’m 12 years old btw still find it funny though.
  • Micheelle✨
    WHEN does the prompt get posted!!!!!
    Love love the podcast but WHEN do you guys post the prompt. I also try and watch out for it and I always miss it 😭😭😭
  • Veryverylauren
    ❤️
    Love the pod. Love all the yapping and all the banter. I don’t care if you never get to the voicemails. NYC has a website at NYC.gov called Donate NYC. You tell it what you have and it will let you know who to donate it to. I recently read that foster kids move their belongings in trash bags so if anyone has luggage they want to donate, look at foster care in you area. Some will do pickups.
  • _ornelaaa
    Obsessed!!!!
    The way I am obsessed with these two and the whole concept is genius! So entertaining and hilarious … I look forward every week!! Woop woop
  • 2AliciaBV2
    Terrible
    Your podcast is awful
  • Hfeather0712
    Best couple ever
    Hannah and Des!!! I could listen to you both all day! Love the pod! Giggler as well 💕💗 you guys are killing it!
  • dxhjraqq
    Des pls
    Love the pod and that’s why I’m saying this with love but Des please speak less. Become an active listener and ask Hannah more follow up questions. Stop trying to explain everything. I’ll scream if I hear another “my buddy and I” story!
  • Kaylaaa Marie
    More voicemails!
    I loveee this podcast, but I start to feel like it’s more conversation and less actual voicemails
  • emilywallis
    Des… Dial it back a little
    I mean this with love and respect, and wasn’t going to say anything, but I want this show to be successful because a lot of it is super funny! But Des increasingly talks the majority of the time and sometimes even cuts Hannah off/talks over her. Most of the listeners come from Hannah’s social media or other podcasts and are fans of hers. I think Des is very talented but he needs to let Hannah have the mic a little more
  • ireneguaja
    The ending
    I love when you guys put a few voice memos in at the ends of the podcast! Please keep doing it.
  • Nikkiabenex619
    LOVE THE POD / PODS
    Hannah long time giggly listener and listen and love this pod every week but I keep seeing you on the Tom Brady roast looking snatched and amazing every time you pop on the screen I yell HANNAH 🤗🥹
  • Mtndogs16
    Hilariously entertaining!!😎🤣😎🤣😎
    Hannah & Dez are the dynamic duo! Great banter always… I love this podcast so much! I’m so proud of all you success .. you deserve all of it! So happy you’ll be in Ireland now too & glad Dez will be there too!! Love you both….🪷
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