When I discovered the author of my favorite book series ever, the Tabitha Huntley mysteries, had his own podcast I thought it would give me an insight into how my favorite stories are formed. Instead I got a couple of middle aged men talking brass hands, Aldermen and vomiting snakes. 5 stars.

I am way over here on the Left Coast of America. When I feel anxious about White Supremacists and Nazis taking over my country, I like to listen to Rob and Andy or whoever they are making the funny.

My regular listening weighs heavy on my conscience due to supporting Bob Mortimer, a known abuser of household servants.

The finest podcast there is.

Extremely funny. Unique.

5 Star dog dirt!

We wait on tenterhooks for the next one every week - this just goes from strength to strength and quality and imagination never wanes - always a joy

I read book reviews all the time that say “hilarious” “laugh out loud funny” “genuinely terrific” and I never believe them as they’re not funny at all really. But believe me when you read this; this podcast is hilarious. You will laugh out loud. And it is genuinely terrific. Peter Beardsley

I simply can’t praise Athletico Mince enough! Thanks Andy and Bob for making me laugh so much!

If in depth analysis of the premier league is what you’re looking for, then move along. If you’re looking to laugh until you lose control of your bodily functions, this is the place for you. Chunky chicken wraps welcome

Best podcast better than all the other Bastard podcasts! Andy you’re a renegade, I dunno how you do it. Cocaine? Steroids? Ah never minds ya for the brilliance. Bastard!

This podcast is so funny that I'd pay to listen to it.

Cannot stop listening. Brilliance!

The amount of times you will laugh out loud in public while listening to Bob and Andy is limitless. Smart and ridiculous humor delivered weekly!

A heartier offering over Athletico Parsnips. Five stars!

Athletico Mince has become a highlight of my week, but I hope and pray for two things. 1. Bob must establish his Memory Man credentials EVERY EPISODE without fail, and 2. Please increase your discussion of football from your usual 8% to about 15%, even if all you talk about is Boro and Sunderland. Cheers!

There aren't many things in my life that make me happy. This podcast is one of the only things that keeps me from building a giant catapult to fire me out into the sea, never to been seen or heard from again. Finally, I feel like there is a place in the world that I won't be judged for the patina built up on my brass hand. Thanks for making me feel slightly less alone. -Christopher in Montana USA

If you know anything about Bob Mortimer it's not brain surgery to subscribe. The master of whimsical tom foolery with laugh out loud moments in each pod. Brilliant double act. If you are looking for silly english hallucinogens comedy subscribe. Mortimer is a comedy God. All praise.